Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Noah!!

What started as a drizzle when I took the trash to the big road yesterday became a deluge shortly thereafter.  I so did not want to go outside.  I called Joel and offered to sell him the goats, to take possession immediately, but he wasn't buying.  There was nothing for it but to gear up and get out there.  The rain thundered down on the metal roof while I milked and both the inside and the outside goats cried the entire time, all very nerve wracking.  Whoever turned on the tap upstairs left it open full blast all day.  Joel and I compared notes later on and we couldn't remember a time in the past when it had rained this hard for so long.  At one time, it hit hard enough to interrupt the satellite.  Being on top of the hill, I don't usually think about flood insurance, but it was getting worrisome.  It finally slacked off about dusk and the goats and chickens were so glad to see me.  The front yard was literally covered with leaves and branches beaten out of the trees by the force of the rain. 

After a day such as that, I was in need of some comfort food, and found a hidden box of tapioca in the cupboard.  The smell of vanilla and the taste of the tapioca pearls were the perfect antidote for what ailed me.

1 comment:

Cally Kid said...

What? No earthquake? No tornado? You lost your satellite signal too? See, I told you a few days back when I lost my satellite signal too here in Florida…the End of the World (as we know it) is coming soon! So, the Maya (or was it the Incas) were right. Their dates may be a little off but then again the head Seear/Witchdoctor/Fortune Teller with the crystal balls could suffer from procrastination and that would explain the difficulty with precise dates. Hey, you didn’t think YOU were the only one with time management issues, did you? If you believe in that stuff you need to read the book “What You Should Pay a Procrastinating Inca Fortune Teller?” It may be out of print since it our libraries don’t stock books engraved on rocks anymore. Maybe you’ll get lucky with all your rain and some of the ground squirrels and gophers will pack up and move to dryer pastures. I think I would have preferred to end such a tumultuous and rainy day with something warmer than tapioca…like maybe a heated Remy Martin or even a shot of Reposado Tequila. And why dirty a glass? Just grab the bottle and tip…and tip…and…ok, maybe tapioca would be a safer choice! So, yesterday you spoke of “milk-slurping chickens”. Do you think you could just train them to help with the milking by feeding directly from the source? Cut your two twenty pound buckets down a bit. What a sight that would be…you heading down to the milk barn trailed by a dozen clucking, smiling and excited chickens, hopping up and down like they were jumping over Steve’s open irrigation ditch and doing the “Warm Milk Dance” to the music of the famous Chicken Dance soundtrack while smackin their behinds and flappin their wings. Wouldn’t that make another fun chapter with new FarView characters in your “Rump for Rent” (or whatever you decide to call it) children’s book.