The Farview Version

"The Twelve Days Of Christmas," Farview style, played in my head all day yesterday after seeing this squirrel sentry pretending to be a partridge in a (dead) pear tree.

There's only one maid a-milking around here, but there are a whole lot more than four calling birds and some of them actually are doves, possibly of the turtle variety.

There are no swans a-swimming due to lack of water, and the hens are plain old American, not French.  Not even they are laying much this year, and I have no geese.

We're fresh out of all the rest of the merry-makers, those dancing ladies, leaping lords, pipers and drummers, and I've only the one golden ring.

There are only 157 days until Christmas.  Time to get in the spirit!  Ho ho ho!