Flip The Lid

Like any female, I appreciate it when males in the house both lift and then put the toilet seat down.  Something I learned from 9/11, however, was to leave the lid up if there are indoor pets.  First responders were searching through apartment buildings and they kept saying that they hoped people had left the lid up so animals had a source of water if the owners didn't return.  For someone like myself who lives alone, accidents can happen and I make sure the lids are always up, just in case.  It means I cannot use any of the "blue" cleaning products that stay in the bowl, as handy as they are.  (And that's my lecture for the day.)

On the last day of the year, I've been pondering what resolutions I might make for 2018.  I think I'll stick with Project Do-It-Now.  It's been working pretty well, although I haven't gotten around to watering the house plants in the round room and they're looking pretty droopy.  Even with neglect, Zygocactus are so forgiving.  Steve gave me one when we were dating (1987) and it is still alive.  I also have a Chinese evergreen office plant that I rescued when I took a new job in 1994.  The poor thing was down to one limp leaf when I started giving it food and water.  I took the plant with me when we moved up here, and it's lived in the bathroom for 20 years.  I recommend both plants to procrastinators like myself.

Back to DIN.  It saved me from running around like a headless chicken when the Kids came up for Christmas; a quick swipe with a dust rag and we were good to go.  One thing I've not yet been able to face is the feed shed and the destruction wrought by the rats.  I'll put that on the list, but down at the bottom.  I'm in no hurry to tackle that scene.

Happy New Year, everyone!  Party down, and leave the lid up.

I Would Ask A Boon

I was talking with a friend the other day who is also, as Stephen King says, "a Constant Reader," and we agreed that it would be such fun if readers from other countries (of whom there are many) would pop in with a comment now and then or sign on as a Follower.  Numbers speak, but words speak louder.  "Why don't you ask them?," she said, and so I am.  There is no charge and I do not subscribe to any ad source.  I do not plague with follow-up.  I do realize that blogspot is not particularly user friendly when it comes to leaving a comment, but I check daily, hoping to find word from the outside world.  I would love to know how readers found Farview Farm in the first place and (yes, I am ego-driven) what brings them back.  Blogspot does provide me statistics, so I know (and rejoice) that there are nearly as many readers in France and Russia as there are in the United States on a weekly basis.  There are periodic drop-ins from Saudi Arabia, the Philippines, Canada, Spain, Azerbaijan; 98 countries in total so far.  What do we share in common, or is it our very differences that bring you to the farm?  Regardless, I am proud to know that anyone at all reads my ramblings; it is very gratifying.

My niece in New Hampshire called last evening, saying that it was 15 degrees outside, up from -5.  Holy frozen cow!  Out of kindness, I did not tell her it was 59 here.  Wrapped in the new afghan Deb made, I didn't even need to light a fire.  Of course, a couple of lap cats and a dog on my feet helped.

In the morning, I had caught sight of Cheeky skulking around the goat barn.  Since I'm not finding any sign of mouse or rat activity inside, I doubt she's finding much in the way of a meal anymore.  The goats have learned to tolerate the cat.  They still put on a show of snorting when they see her, but it's all bluff now.

As it happens every year, it's not hard to tell who got new guns for Christmas.  Shots ring out and echo through the hills.  I rather imagine New Year's Eve will see a bang-up midnight celebration, country style.  I will take down the gaily decorated (all two chickens) tree on New Year's Day while watching the Rose Parade.  It's a tradition (unless we've moved the holidays around and the tree doesn't come down until February).

For the curious, Waldo is in the shower stall this morning.

Be safe out there!

Country Roads

("Take Me Home, Country Roads," John Denver, 1973)
Work was finished on Bucks Bar Road just before Christmas.  I hadn't had the opportunity; let me rephrase that, I hadn't had a reason until yesterday to go to town.  What a difference.  The entire road needs to be resurfaced, but I'll settle for having the countless potholes filled so it's not necessary to serve like a drunken driver to avoid bone-jarring ka-thunks that could throw a vehicle out of alignment.

Celeste's pink piglet has been named Waldo, as in "Where's Waldo?"  I never know where Waldo will turn up.  He's been found several times in a wastebasket in the bedroom, as he was again last night.  I dusted him off and tossed him to the floor, where Ralph, the rotten little brother, immediately grabbed him up and began a game of keep-away with a distraught Celeste.  They were still at it when I turned out the light and went to bed.  The house is strewn with toys, but Waldo is Celeste's favorite.

The first Steller's jay of the season showed up yesterday.  They're such flashy birds, much brighter than their cousins, the California scrub jays.  Scrub jays are here nearly year round, but the Steller's only come in winter.  The current bird population consists mostly of the dinky birds, little bitty guys of a number of types.  They hang out in the bare lilac branches just outside the kitchen window.  I did hear the Rod-RI-go birds (quail) the other day, but haven't seen any.  Red-headed woodpeckers are in abundance, jack-hammering away on posts and dead branches.  They are still stuffing acorns through holes in the front shed and the floor is littered; better there than in what used to be the ceiling.  That was a disaster.

We're rapidly running out of 2017.  How did we get here so fast?  It seems no time ago that we were throwing a big party to celebrate the Millenium, and everyone was so sure that computers would go whacko trying to compensate for 2000.  That crisis never happened and the world kept turning.

I've been writing an almost-daily blog for nearly eight years now.  Thanks to all who have followed the twists and turns along the hills and valleys of the country roads in my mind.

Celebrate!

Arden's birthday was last week and Camille's is in another couple of days, so I split the difference and had them both over for dinner last night to celebrate.  It's always good to spend time with these friends.

After several weeks of being incommunicado, not able to send or reply to email on the computer, and being passed from one tech to another in a series of phone calls, the problem was finally resolved yesterday.  Isn't it funny how dependent we become on our gizmos and gadgets?  I thought I was perfectly happy without a cellphone; now I can't imagine life without one.

We in California are starting to worry that we're headed into another year of drought, it's been so long since it's rained.  The wildfires in SoCal are still burning and they sure could use a little help from the sky.  Up here, the days have been truly lovely, crisp and bright, and it seems somewhat incongruous to wish for wet weather.  The goats wouldn't like it, but a rainy day would be cause for celebration.

Connections

Cheeky must live somewhere, but she sure hangs out here a lot.  Walking out to feed yesterday, I thought I saw her in the front yard, but as what I thought was a cat didn't move, I decided it must be a shadow and went on to feed the birds.  True to her name, even though I had Bess with me, the bold little thing didn't amble off to go under the feed shed until we were getting close.  I think Cheeky had staked out a squirrel burrow.  Whoever she lives with is saving a bundle on food because she's earning her keep here.  I'm not complaining.

It turned out to be Make-A-Connection Day.  The first call was from Steve's aunt and we had a good long chat.  Next came a call from Larry, my Kid in Hawaii.  We usually send brief texts or IM on Facebook, but don't often actually talk, so that was a most pleasant surprise.  In the afternoon, a friend from high school called.  It's been sixty-one years since we were in boarding school together.  Having gotten together only a couple of times since then, you'd think we'd lack anything in common and run out of subject matter, but nearly two hours flew by and we were still talking.  She is exactly as I remember her, and we laugh together now as we did when we were girls.

With all the chatter, not much else got done yesterday.  I wouldn't change a minute.

Visuals

Going out to get more to try to satisfy Stove's voracious appetite, I had a good visual of just how much wood that takes.  The Kids had stacked the rack to the top bar only two days before.  Stove is going to have to go back on a diet!

As will I.  The Kids had also given me a large variety of small bags of what Dave calls Scooby snacks:  chips, nuts, sweets, and other goodies I don't usually buy for myself.  Yesterday being Christmas Day, I indulged in watching old holiday favorites:  Miracle on 34th Street, A Christmas Carol, etc., and then the Steelers game (they won!) before switching to John Wayne classics, and I munched and crunched all day long (burp).  Even so, I didn't put nearly as big a dent in the snacks as Stove did in the wood rack.

In the morning, I had Inga up on the stand.  She being the first girl out, I hadn't closed the door to the milking room.  Suddenly Cheeky, the small black cat, appeared in the doorway, evidently thinking she had been given easy access to the barn.  The look on her face (eeek!) when she saw me sitting there was priceless.

It was a good day.

A Different Drummer

Having "our" Christmas celebration on Saturday put me out of sync with the rest of the world.  Yesterday was a grey, dreary day and I thought I was doing well to keep Stove cranked up and to pick up the detritus from the holiday.  Leftover chile verde warmed me from the inside and I kicked back wrapped in my new afghan for a nap, good on any day and mandatory after a day of company.  Waking, I lazily thought that I really needed to replenish supplies from the grocery store and go to the feed store for feed and gas, but that could wait for one more day.  Oh crum!  It dawned on me that yesterday was Christmas Eve and today would be Christmas Day, and if I didn't tend to business right then the goats and turkeys would go without.  I made a mad dash for the door and made both stops before they closed early for the day.  I don't think the drummer we march to is even in the same band; we're definitely out of step.

I wanted to show the most recent additions to the pig collection, including salt-and-pepper shakers and a very detailed leather pouch purse, a little flashlight that oinks, a piggy bank, and an oh-so-soft stuffed toy.  Just as I pushed the button, Ralph photo bombed the picture.  Ralph listens to his own music, for sure.  I would have included the pink piglet, but couldn't find where Celeste had hidden it this time.

Watching television on the big screen in either room is so pleasantly different now.  I may march slowly, but one way or another and mainly thanks to my Kids, I'm catching up to the 21st century.

Merry Christmas to one and all!

Nobody Minds

You know you've reached a certain milestone in life when you start getting hand-me-downs from your Kids.  Pete had forewarned me that he had upgraded his TV and he'd like to give me his "old" one.  He made it clear that this was not a Christmas present, but he didn't need two.  I don't know what he's upgraded to, something the size of IMax, I imagine.  All festivities were put on hold while this huge television was installed.  There was a slight hitch getting the remote to talk nicely to the new equipment.  There were lots of suggestions from the sidelines, but it took Deb to pull out the instructions to fix the problem.  (I actually have a magnet on my fridge that says, "When in doubt, read the directions.")  At any rate, when the switch had been made, everyone in the room could watch the Vikings wipe out the Packers (see above) on the big screen.  Football trumps poker when the Vikes or the Steelers are playing.

I had brought another couple of wagons of wood to the house and had Stove cranked up.  Craig, Deb, and Dave's lady, Lorraine, went out without asking and stocked the porch rack to the top.  That will keep Stove happy until well after the New Year.

Another milestone gets hit when your Kids don't mind you anymore.  The five-dollar limit seems to have gone out the window because everyone went overboard on gifts.  Bags and boxes piled up and there was a veritable snowstorm of tissue paper.  They are as generous to each other as they are to me.  There were edibles and toys, and practical and impractical presents.  Need I say there were a number of additions to my collection of pigabilia?  Honorable mention goes to Dave for another knit piglet that I got to enjoy for just a little while.  Celeste had been in self-imposed exile while the house was crowded.  After everyone had gone, she came out of hiding.  I don't know where she found it, but she has claimed the pink piglet as her own.  You'd have thought it was filled with catnip as she tossed, rolled, and purred to this baby, and posed for this portrait.

Deb had crocheted her fingers to the bone.  She made large, beautiful afghans of the softest, most luxurious yarn for everyone.  No one could appreciate the work that went into these treasures more than I.

Then came a round of TV switch-outs.  The old living room set went into my bedroom and the bedroom set went into the guest room.  Clay was kind enough to take the ancient behemoth from the guest room to recycle.  It's hard to believe that I can now read the guide in the bedroom after I get in bed.

It was a great day spent with my most favorite people in the world.  I can't even mind that they don't mind me anymore.

Carpe Diem

This morning sky with the curdled clouds looks just about as cold as it was yesterday.  The other night Camille threatened to rat me out to the Kids if I didn't stoke up the fire and get the house warm for a change.  I'll admit I'm pretty frugal with the firewood, using just enough to take the chill off, and put on another layer and grab a lap cat or two.  I don't know what she expected, that the Kids would speak to me harshly?  I don't know, either, but the threat was enough to motivate me to stuff Stove's mouth all day and by evening I didn't even need a jacket.

It was D-Day minus one and Stove wasn't the only one stoked up.  I got so much done, I even surprised myself.  Not everything, of course; the shock would have been too great.  The last chore before bedtime was to prepare a huge pot of chile verde to simmer in the oven overnight.  (The house smells wonderful this morning.)  It might not be a traditional Christmas meal, but it works for us.  There's no set time for arrival so the Kids can have a leisurely morning for themselves and not have to rush up the hill, and everyone can eat when they're hungry.  There's no set time for dinner.

Since I'm not milking anymore, barn chores are over in no time in the morning.  I'll be the first to say that milking is work, but I miss that sense of closeness with the girls.  They still get up on the stand for their breakfast and I brush them down while they're chomping up the grain, but it's not the same.  It's much like putting down a bowl of food for the dog or cats, over and done.

At any rate, there will be time this morning to finish the leftovers on the to-do list, and with any luck I'll be ready for Christmas, just under the wire.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

The Smallest Things

Two baskets of a variety of toys and toys strewn throughout the house, and what is Celeste's favorite?  This small piece of blue fluff.  I can't bring myself to throw it away, as she finds it, throws it in the air, bats it across the room, and rolls on it.  She might ignore Fluff for days, but then, aha!, and the game is on.  It doesn't hold the same attraction for Ralph.

If my body moved as fast as my mind, I'd be a whirling dervish, a dynamo on wheels, and a force to be reckoned with.  With the morning starting out at 26 degrees yesterday, I blamed my lack of activity on the cold; after all, even sap in the trees flows slower in winter.  We all trooped to the kitchen this morning and I went through my routine, my mind whizzing with all that needs to be done today, and I do mean today.  The beeper on the coffee machine signaled it was done and I poured a big mug of...hot water.  I'd forgotten one small thing, the coffee.  I hope this isn't a portent of how the day is going to go.

Pride Goeth

There I was, feeling all triumphant and self-satisfied that I, personally, had driven the rats from the barn.  That balloon got deflated fast when I went into the barn yesterday morning and saw the hind end of a black cat duck through a hole in the wall in Cindy's old stall.  This is the same "black panther" that had previously terrified the goats out in the pen.  I don't know how Cheeky coerced the girls into accepting her (arbitrary gender assignment) or if they're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, but the cat seems to have found a way to calm them down.  Later, I saw Cheeky trotting through the pen past the girls and they just ignored her.  Go figure.  (I do miss the mice.)  I wish there were a way to give the cat access to the feed room where the destructive horde hangs out.  She'd get so fat she'd waddle.

The rain was over by sunup and it turned into a gorgeous blue and gold day, but cold.  Stove gobbled up nearly a full wagon load of firewood.  I'm still glad we switched to a wood stove.  Camille has a pellet stove and when the power went out the other night, she was left without heat.

Prep for Christmas moves on apace, my pace rivaling the speed of a snail.  Three days until the Kids come up, and tomorrow will be spent in the kitchen.  I'd better kick it into high gear today, or else my pride will get another knock-down.

Fair Trade

You know "you're not in Kansas anymore" (i.e., I don't live in the city anymore) when your neighbor stops by and you trade her two frozen dead rats for a 2018 calendar from the feed store.  We were both pleased with the switch.  I haven't said anything for fear of jinxing the situation, but after those last two caught, I haven't trapped or seen evidence of any of those rodents.  Evidently rats can desert a barn as fast as they do a sinking ship.  The bobcats will have to do without my contribution to their potluck.

Just before Camille left, the lights dimmed and we were in a brownout.  I ran around turning off all electrical appliances but the one light to reduce the draw on the system.  I lit the oil lamps while I could still see, and then, of course, there was a total blackout.  Crum.  Once again I was so glad we'd switched out the electric stove top for propane so I was able to heat up a package of stew from the freezer that I'd already thawed for dinner.  The power was out for about three hours, long enough for the lamps to fizzle out.  (Note to self:  put new wicks in the oil lamps.)  I'd brought more wood to the porch and Stove was cooperating, and I had my hardhat and a good book. This sure wasn't my first rodeo.

While sitting there in near dark, it began to rain.  It's still raining this morning, so we're saved from going down on record as the second driest December in history.  I hope it's raining in SoCal as well to help put down or at least slow down the raging wildfires.

All in all, I'd say it was a good day.

Oh, The Shame

Is my face red?  You bet!  I finally finished all the goodies to send to Jake (he already knows the package won't get to Saudi before Christmas; I'm shooting for New Year's to extend his holidays).  Being a Class A hoarder, I have a large collection of saved boxes out on the deck and went out to choose one.  Aha!  A sturdy box of just the right size, still filled with packing material (to save, of course) from last year.  As I was removing the paper stuffing, I felt a lump.  What could that be?  Oh, crum.  It was a brightly colored, feathered and glittered, delicate glass hen Christmas ornament.  How could I have missed this treasure?  Duh.  Worried, I felt through the rest of the packing and, don't you know, there was a matching rooster.  From the return address, I could tell it was from Deb and Craig.  It was hard to face, but I called last night to leave a message and admit my faux pas.  The chickens immediately went to roost in the otherwise barren tree.

I'd been wracking my brain trying to think of something, anything, in the five-dollar range (our agreed limit) for the Kids and was coming up empty.  I awoke in the middle of the night with what I hope is the perfect solution, and went trotting off to the store yesterday.  They actually had what I wanted.  Now all I have to do is wrap the stuff.  I didn't feel quite so shamed when texts from Dave and Clay admitted they were also running behind the curve.  Procrastinators love company.

Four days and counting.

You're Kidding

In "The Great Santini," (1979; Robert Duvall, Blythe Danner, Michael O'Keefe), Bull Meechum frequently says to his family, "Let's go, sports fans!"  I don't qualify as a true sports fan since I only follow football and NASCAR, but I was mightily disappointed yesterday while happily watching the Minnesota Vikings beat the socks off the Cincinnati Bengals.  In the third quarter, Vikings were ahead 24-0, yay!!  Without changing channels, suddenly I was watching the Saints vs. Jets.  What???  I flipped back to find out why and what I'd missed.  "We're switching to a more competitive game now."  Seriously?!  Are you kidding me?  There we Vikings fans were, left without the chance to do a happy dance, hoot and holler, and gloat.  I found out later that the final score was 34-7 and the Vikings clinched the NFL North; somewhat anticlimactic.  Sigh.  (And no, I did not watch the Saints game.  I haven't watched the Jets since Joe Namath was a player.)

I've got to get a fire going earlier in the day.  It's down in the 30s in the morning now and if the house gets cold overnight, it takes forever to get it warm.  Stove gobbled down nearly a wagon load of wood yesterday and I still needed a jacket on in the house.  Oh well, as long as he's happy.

Ralph takes somewhat less than subtle revenge.  Tired of wrestling with the cats in bed last night, I booted one (it was too dark to tell which one) out.  It was Ralph, who jumped back up and came to lie down on my pillow next to me.  Three guesses as to which end was in my face.

What a day.

Pathetic

Charlie Brown's pathetic Christmas tree can't hold a candle to mine.  After an hour of inserting each furschluggen branch into slots in the trunk and carefully and artistically spreading them out last evening, I needed to move Tree over to the corner out of the way.  The trunk is in three pieces that kept separating and I finally had to hug Tree to keep it together during the shift.  Some of the deformity is exaggerated by the fake ficus tree in the corner doing one of those "fingers behind the head" things boys are so fond of doing in a group photo.  I meant to take a triumphant photo of an accomplishment.  Yeah, well.  I'll straighten out that squished section in the middle today.  Whether Tree gets decorated....  (Please note that the pig to the right is wearing his Santa suit.  Ho ho ho!)

The wind up here never reached the velocity that it did down in the valley.  Deb called early in the morning and the wind had already knocked over and broken big potted plants and played havoc with the decorations Craig had hung outside.  It was pretty cold, though, and more wood was brought to the porch.

Ralph, Celeste and I are going to have to have a meeting.  My plan to lie closer to the middle of the bed has backfired.  I certainly don't mind when they snuggle together and press up against my legs or feet when they're on the same side.  I'm one of those people who might have the comforter pulled up around my neck, but sleep hot and need to stick a foot out to regulate my temp even on a cold night.  It's when the cats turn into 50-pound boulders on either side and trap my legs that I wake up frantic to move.  I'm a little worried that they outnumber and might outvote me.

We're on the countdown to Christmas liftoff now.  I thought I was getting a grip on holiday preparations; my grip seemed to slip when I hugged Tree.  Pathetic.

The Big Chill

"The Big Chill" was a 1983 movie with an ensemble cast that has nothing other than its title to do with today's topic.  As the daughter of a WWI veteran, I learned a number of the poignant war songs of that era and yesterday the opening line of one kept running through my head:  "Keep the home fires burning."  However, with all the wildfires still raging in California, that hardly seemed appropriate for a blog title.  The temperature dropped yesterday and Stove and I worked on our relationship and more wood was brought to the porch to feed his appetite.

My milk customer and some helpers came up in the afternoon.  Milk and eggs are no longer available, but he's determined not to go away empty handed.  He came for a trailer load of chicken and goat manure for his bamboo forest.  (I know!  Bamboo in Fair Play sounds incongruous, but he's a man of vision.)  Bamboo evidently requires a lot of manure.  MC has come several times a year in the past to pick up what here is termed "garden gold."  Hey, it saves me a lot of work and I'm happy to contribute.

Bess and I remind me of two elderly spinster aunties from my childhood, Annie and Libby.  They weren't really aunts, but friends of my great-aunt Kate and they were frequent visitors.  Annie was tall and spare and somewhat disapproving while Libby was short and plump and funny.  I'm not sure the sisters had ever lived separately and they were set in their ways, just like Bess and me.  Once a routine is developed, we read each other's mind and act accordingly.  Each morning while the coffee machine does its thing, I get a milk bone for Bess that she takes into the dining room to eat.  She then stands by the treat drawer and waits for a "bacon" bit that is followed by a small, crunchy marrow thing that Deb and Craig got her hooked on.  These goodies must come in exactly this order or I get "the look."

Strong winds and low temps are predicted for today.  While it's easy to get spoiled with the lovely days we've had this week, it is winter and cold weather is to be expected.  Rainfall so far has been about one percent of normal for December, and we're all hoping we're not headed into another year of drought.  In the meantime, I'll keep Stove happy and well fed.

Li'l Angels

Any mother of toddlers will say, "They're so sweet when they're asleep."  After breakfast, a bit of rough-and-tumble, and Celeste hauling her babies up and down the hall, this is how I find Celeste and Ralph every day.  They snuggle together for a nap, and groom each other's face and ears when they wake up.  It wasn't long after this yesterday and they were up again and Ralph was ambushing Celeste.  His favorite hiding spot is the stairwell and either she's very good at pretending or she really doesn't think he's going to jump out at her.  There is a wrestling match and then a chase sequence that usually ends with Celeste boxing Ralph's ears and a quick take-down.  Then they go back to bed or to neutral corners for another nap.  Mama's li'l angels.

I had a most pleasant visit with my friend Linda at The Pub in the afternoon for, as she put it, a holiday libation and a shared appetizer.  We don't talk as often anymore and it was nice to catch up on news.  She surprised me with a Christmas coffee mug ("Be naughty, save Santa a trip.") filled with Heath bars, which I love.  Before leaving, we stood outside for awhile to enjoy a lovely, warm day.

Not long after getting home, suddenly there were Camille's three escape artists at the door.  One of Cam's neighbors had an oak that fell and crushed her fence.  Buddy was taking full advantage of the opportunity to investigate the neighborhood and Sammi and Honey were along to keep him company on an adventure.  What do do?  Honey knows the house rules, but the other two do not and they like to chase cats.  I grabbed a handful of cookies (milk bones) and enticed the trio into the now-empty chicken pen and called Camille.  Busy in the house, she hadn't noticed her li'l angels had left the property.  She drove up immediately to retrieve them.  I couldn't swear to it, but I'm pretty sure Bess Anne went along the pen fence, saying, "Nanner, nanner, nanner.  You're in jail and I'm not."  After their run to freedom, I'll bet those dogs were ready for a nap when Cam got them home.

Happy Lap

My lap is usually full with a cat or two, but Bessie Anne evidently felt needy and/or left out and asked, no, demanded, to climb up for a snuggle.  "Tell me again, Mom.  Tell me how you found me when I was a puppy and you picked me out of all those other dogs.  Tell me how you looked in my eyes and knew my name was Bessie Anne, and how I was going to live with you and be your special girl forever.  Tell me that story again."  And so, of course, I did.

My visit with the surgeon went well and I'm cleared by him for another six months and yearly after that.  The drive to P'ville through Cedar Ravine is really lovely, with gentle curves through deep forest.  Lovely, that is, unless there is some yahoo trying to climb up your tailpipe, because there are few-to-no places to pull over to let them pass.

I lucked out yesterday both going and coming, and got home in plenty of time to get ready for my circuit-riding hairdresser.  It is such a luxury to get my hair trimmed at home and have a chat with a friend at the same time.

I touched base with Pete.  He is very pleased with the results of his surgery.  Recuperation will take some time.  Even though he works from home, he's taking a couple of weeks off to rest.

Every night, Bess gets a back rub and massage before moving over to her pillow to sleep.  I've finally learned to lie in the middle of the bed so as not to get pushed to (or over) the edge by the cats.  On these cold nights, Ralph comes to cuddle in the cat cave a couple of times.  He never stays long, just enough to warm up, and then he's out again.  It seems I have a full lap even lying down.

Detour

Pete is on a straight path to recovery, according to his brother Dave.  Having both eyes operated on had to be traumatic, but he's a trooper and was home shortly after noon.  Dave was able to spread the good news to family and friends via group texts; ain't technology grand?!

It wasn't until I'd left the house on my way to an appointment with my oncologist that I remembered that Bucks Bar Road is closed for much needed repairs.  Taking the detour adds some time when going to town and I'm not as familiar with that route.  Aarrgh!  The doctor had the results of those multiple blood tests and had found a hiccup in one that will require some significant further tests next year.  Life is full of detours.

Appointments were running behind and I had to rush home (via the detour) to get back and tuck the goats in before dark at 4:30.  That done, Bess jumped in the truck and we took the trash down to the big road.  It's one of her favorite "road trips" because she gets a treat when we get home.

I have what I hope is my final appointment with the surgeon today and will leave in plenty of time.

Pete's news made it a good day, indeed.

As They Go

As days go, yesterday was rather uninspired; not a bad day, but kind of blah.  After piddling around in the kitchen and getting some more goodies made and packed up, I made a token effort at housework, certainly not enough to break a sweat.  Bess and I went out several times to check on the girls.  They were fine, oblivious to any danger.  It was nice outdoors, much warmer than in the house.  The crazy laws of physics mean that, at this time of year, cold air settles in the valley and warm air rises to the foothills.  Pete is having trouble adjusting to "winter" in northern California after so many years of living either along the SoCal coast or inland in Chino.  I'm at the point where 50 degrees is considered shirtsleeve weather.  He's not there yet.

The other afternoon I watched a PBS special featuring the late Victor Borge.  I'm not much of a one for today's comedy, but I'd forgotten how very funny that man was; good clean humor that had me laughing out loud.

Hold the good thought for Pete, who is undergoing surgery today.  His brother Dave is providing transport, so Pete is in good hands.

Rather than blather on about a do-nothing day, I'll just say that, as days go, it went.

A Good Start

A beautiful sunrise was a good start to what turned out to be a productive day, and it's about time, too.  The family will celebrate Christmas on December 23, a Saturday.  Yes, we're out of sync with the rest of the world, but they all work and weekends are better for our get-togethers.  For us, it's not the date, but the who you're with that makes a holiday.  Behind as usual, I needed to get busy in the kitchen.  That's where I spent most of the day and actually got three things knocked off my list.  Dietary restrictions of one sort or another have put a real crimp in my Christmas gifting.  I don't want to be the cause of any health problems, for sure, but some traditions are hard to break.

My milk customer has been gone for a number of  weeks, but called on Saturday and I had to tell him the news:  Sheila has retired and I will no longer have milk for him.  He had dealt with "no eggs" pretty well, but "no milk" was a blow.  I gave him the number of a gal who raises goats and might be a supplier.  She called me later and said her does were in that dry period before kidding, but she passed him down the line to a friend of hers.  It's been many, many years since I've had to buy milk at the store, so I know how he feels.

I'd been on 911 duty for Cam, who had been painting again.  She stopped by on her way home at the end of the day to pick up a care package of sausage and peppers.  What had begun with a good start to the day came to a sad finish.  Cam called when she got home and said that something had killed her little goat, the one with psychedelic tennis balls on her horns.  There were wounds, but it hadn't been eaten.  We all live with possibility of predators up here, but it is devastating, all the same.  There have been sightings of mountain lions in the area lately, and it might have been a lioness teaching her young ones to hunt and kill.  My heart hurts for Camille, who is so very conscientious about her animals.  This goes way beyond "sigh."  I'll be checking on my girls more frequently.

Can't Do Little

 After all those years of cooking for four Kids with healthy appetites and their dad, I can't do little.  Fourteen pork chops or three dozen tacos; you get the idea.  Most of my pots and pans are outsized.  Learning to cook for one was difficult, and some recipes simply require a large quantity.  For instance, I can't imagine making spaghetti sauce for just one meal.  While in the produce section the other day looking for parsnips, I saw that the yellow and orange bell peppers looked really fresh and Italian sausage and peppers came to mind.  My daughter had lived in New York for a time with an Italian family and that was a Sunday dinner favorite.  Deb brought the recipe with her when she moved back to California.  Mrs. Bonti wouldn't recognize the version I now make.

Cooking time is short; it's the prep work that takes time.  While I was cutting peppers, onions, and garlic, two packages of mild and spicy sausages were browning.  (Can''t do little.)  Thankfully, Pete came up to share a late lunch, but there are plenty of leftovers for the freezer.

I'm really getting spoiled.  Pete brought a bowl of cut melons, some specialty apples (the name of which I can't remember), and a couple of avocados.  Poor Pete.  He probably thought he could avoid watching sports by coming on Saturday, but the Army-Navy football game was on.  What can I say?  Navy lost by one stinking point.  Drat.

There were no surprises in the feed bucket yesterday (insert smiley face here).

A First

Ever since Smokey, a small black kitten, wandered into our yard when the Kids were just kids, I've seldom been without a cat or two.  A cat's catch phrase is always, "I meant to do that," trying to preserve their dignity when they've done something silly, and they're always doing something silly.  For instance Annie, who jumped up on the sideboard and knocked over an inkwell filled with green ink for a calligraphy project.  Annie was a tortoise (tricolor) cat, and green was not her color.  Smokey was a klutz who couldn't walk along a split-rail fence without falling off.  Victor.  Victor is a story all by himself.  And there were others over the years, but Ralph is in a category ("cat-egory," get it?) all by himself.  I walked into the bathroom last night and found the room festooned with toilet paper.  Not once had any previous cat done such a thing.  I'm used to Ralph finding new ways to amuse himself, but that was a first.  Hopefully, it was a one-off and also the last.

I did get to the grocery store and they did have parsnips.  Yay!

In The Loop

"Keep me in the loop," usually means, "Be sure I get the news, too."  Well, I realize I'm definitely in the endless loop that is Project DIN.  Some of the initial chores have moved themselves back on the list and need doing again and my enthusiasm is waning.  Can't say I was moving at breakneck speed yesterday, but did do enough to justify a fire in the afternoon.  That's progress.

Cold weather has me thinking about cooking again.  Summer dinners might consist of a bowl of cereal because the kitchen is too hot to be in there for any length of time.  I came to parsnips late in life, but once tried on a whim, they became a favorite, and they came to mind the other day.  My preferred method is to roast them with carrots and perhaps a few Brussels sprouts.  I need to go up to the grocery store today anyhow, and with any luck there will be parsnips.

While feeding the girls in the morning, a little mouse crept out, the first I've seen in a long time.  I put a dribble of grain down for it, hoping mousie would get it before the larger barn hooligans.  While I don't want the bigger bad boys in there, there is a huge sense of relief when the lid is removed and nothing is in the bucket but feed.  It goes against my nature to kill.

Well after dark the other night, suddenly there were cats on the deck just outside the living room, yowling and banging into things as they fought.  (I think they were fighting; cats in courtship are very vocal, too.)  Why they had to pick my house, I've no idea.  Ralph and Celeste, both neutered, ran to look out the windows, but Bessie Anne is so deaf now she didn't even lift her head.  In the morning, I found potted plants and a chair knocked over.  I hope the cats either settled their differences or she finally said yes.  Talk about noisy neighbors.

I'll get back on the housework treadmill today, moving forward and getting nowhere.  Sigh.

Backfire

There is a drawback to Project Do It Now.  After a couple of days of heavy lifting, dealing with the power outage while baking, and putting two more offerings to the bobcat gods in the freezer (yech), I took yesterday off.  I used to do one day on-one day off with impunity; a thing either got done or it didn't.  Sitting on my duff yesterday, however, filled me with guilt.  Not enough to make me get up and do something, but enough to make me feel bad.  I'm guessing I'll do double-time today.  Or not.

My self-imposed punishment was to not light Stove.  After all, it was in the low 50s outside (I couldn't make myself check the inside temp); how bad could it be?  (Pretty doggone cold, I can tell you that.)  Larry gave me a laugh; I'd texted him, noting it was down to the high 70s in Honolulu from the usual mid 80s and was he dealing with winter in the islands.  He responded that it was brutal; he'd nearly had to put on a shirt!

Bessie decided to bypass the middle man.  I thought I'd heard something the other day, but thought, "No, she wouldn't do that."  I heard the same sounds yesterday and got up to find she'd helped herself to a cookie (milk bone) from the box and taken it into the dining room where she's decided ladies like herself eat snacks.  We've worked hard to get her weight down and she was rebelling.  I moved the box and will just have to deal with her resentment, but do have to give her credit for ingenuity.  (She'd rather have a treat.)

I hope everyone has had a chance to see the Super Moon this week.  That enormous glowing globe rising behind the pine trees on the hill has been spectacular.  Nature outdid herself with the special effects.

Hide And Seek

It was trash day and I was checking waste baskets for the week's contribution to take to the big road.  There, in the bottom of an otherwise empty basket, was one of the piglets, thrown away, as a friend used to say, like an old dirty shirt.  Now, I don't want to blame unfairly because I wasn't a witness.  I'd like to imagine Ralph had flung one of Celeste's favorite babies into the air and it just landed there.  Giving him the benefit of doubt, it could have been an accident in a game of hide-and-seek.  Or not.  It was one of the tall baskets and no way could the cats have retrieved the piglet.  Celeste was in the room when I made the discovery, and she pounced on the baby when I tossed it out and ran to cover it up with the bath mat again.  I'm sure there are times Celeste wishes she was an only child.

It is with a certain amount of trepidation that I take the lid off the feed bucket in the milking room.  (Since I'm no longer milking, I guess I'll have to start calling it the feed room.)  On the one hand, I've been kind of glad when the trap has done its job; on the other, not finding a rat is a good thing, too.  I'd had to leave a bag of goat chow in the feed shed for a while and knew what I'd find when I had to take it to the barn yesterday.  It looked like a bomb had gone off in the room, with shredded paper and styrofoam all over the floor and nearly everything knocked off the shelves.  Teenage vandals could not have been more destructive (apologies to teenagers).  I truly try to cohabit with all kinds of wildlife, but this is intolerable.  It's going to take a bulldozer to clean that room.  With difficulty, I got the ripped bag of feed onto a cart, backed out and shut the door.  There are some things I just can't face and would rather hide my head.

It was very nice to have power and water yesterday.  Destructo rats notwithstanding, it was a good day.  Just ask Celeste.

And Then...

A fierce wind howled and the temperature dropped yesterday.  Sure glad I'd swept the porch the day before so there was plenty of room for all the leaves now decorating the house.  You-know-who brings in a few with each time she comes in.

I had my day lined out and was going gangbusters.  I even declined a lunch invitation from Harold because I didn't want to break the momentum.  Newton's First Law says, "An object at rest stays at rest," and I'd rested on Sunday.  The first order of the day was to get a start on holiday baking.  While preparing a double batch of (shhh, I can't tell), I cleaned the kitchen as I went so I could cross that off the list at the same time.  Thank goodness I did.  I put the big pan of (it's a secret) in the oven and went in the living room to sweet-talk Stove because the house was freezing.  I knew exactly what I'd tackle next, and there was just enough time before Harold was due here and there were about fifteen minutes before the pan would come out of the oven, and then...the power went out.  Are you kidding me?!  And it wasn't just one of those blips we get so often; it went out and stayed out.  Aaarrgh!  I left the oven door shut and hoped the residual heat would be enough.

Harold brought me a pickup load of cedar rounds from a tree he'd planted maybe fifty years ago.  The tree had died due to the drought of the past few years.  Some of those rounds were huge and, between the two of us, we struggled to unload the truck.  Cam arrived to pick up my contribution for the bobcats and jumped in to help, bless her heart.  Harold loves to shop and knows I do not, and he also brought me a New York steak, a package of liverwurst, a cauliflower, and a honeydew melon.  How's that for a friend?

Golly, the house gets quiet without those background noises one never really pays attention to; the refrigerator humming now and then, the television, of course, etc.  It's hard to break the habit of flipping a light switch, and no matter how many times I reminded myself not to flush...well.  It wasn't too bad while there was still some daylight.  I had a book I've been doling out to myself because I like it so well I didn't want it to end.  With a cat or two on my lap, I settled in to read.  DIN had come to a screeching halt, what with no electricity and no water.  I put the girls to bed at sundown, and then what.  I lit a few oil lamps so I didn't trip over Bess, and read for a while with a flashlight before I remembered my wonderful hard hat with lights.  I had to laugh at the picture of myself wearing that in the house, but, hey, it worked!  It was a bit of an insult because I could see lights on in the house across the road while my house stayed dark.  PG&E outage line is on speed dial on the landline, and the last time I checked, they said I probably wouldn't get power back until this morning.  And then...ta da!  After only seven hours without, let there be light!

It was quite a day.  (The baked goods turned out okay.)

A Good Cause

DIN was somewhat delayed.  NASCAR has "gone dark" until February, but football is in full swing and the Vikings were playing yesterday.  I really get messed up when the Vikes and the Steelers have games on the same day.  I know that sounds like fickle loyalties, but it's actually the opposite.  Dave is a Vikings fan and Clay roots for the Steelers, and I can't show favoritism in the family.  Thank goodness the others aren't dyed-in-the-wool footballers or I'd be in real trouble.

Another rat got caught last evening, with the same result.  I was so appalled with the first one that I flung it out into the big field because I couldn't bear to look at it and some night creature came and took it away by morning.  This one got bagged up and put in the freezer.  The thing is, they go for a good cause and I have to keep that foremost in my mind or I couldn't do what needs to be done.  There are many rescue services up here for nearly every kind of wildlife there is in the hills.  (Remember Doug, the orphaned ground squirrel?)  Camille saves up rats from her barn (her dog Sammi does the killing) and when she has a dozen or so, she takes them to a bobcat rescue group, where there is a real need.  I'll be making my contribution, too.  Eeeuw.

After a night of rain, yesterday was sunny and crisp.  Stove cooperated and the house warmed up quickly.  There is a heavy frost on the deck today and Bessie Anne didn't dawdle on her morning constitutional.

Bess is something of a con artist.  I have two identical recliners in the living room.  She wants to sit in the other one (one is mine alone, or so I thought).  She stands in front of "her" chair and looks at me.  "I'm too little, Mom, you have to boost me up," and so I do.  The last time I went to town, I came home and where was my girl?  In my chair.  Evidently she's only too little when I'm around.

Pick Of The Day

Celeste was very picky while making her selection(s), nosing and pawing through the baskets.  Some babies were stamped "Reject" and tossed aside while she continued to search for just the right one.  Finally, having made her choice and with her mouth full, she went off down the hall, singing all the way.  Go figure.

Bessie began barking, "Intruder, intruder!," and ran to the living room door to the deck.  I went to see what had set her off, and there was Honey coming slowly toward us.  She really was funny as she knew she shouldn't have left home without permission and wasn't sure of her welcome here.  When I let her in and she was sure I wasn't going to scold her, omigosh, she stuck to me like a limpet.  As I told Camille when she came to pick up her wayward girl, I'd rather have Honey (and even Sammi) come here where they'd be safe when they were out on the town than down on the big road where they could get killed.  It brought back memories of Faye, the old black lab who used to come by every so once in awhile for a couple of cookies and a time-out on the porch waiting for her owners to pick her up.

The harsh realities of farm life were brought home to me last evening.  The trap I'd set in the barn had, in fact, caught a rat, a big one.  Unfortunately, it had caught, but not killed; that was left to me.  I did not have the most pleasant dreams in my sleep.

The DIN project paid off because the leaves got blown off just in time before the rain came sometime last night.  It really poured for awhile, but it has stopped just in time for Bess's potty run this morning, and only her feet got wet.  I took yesterday off, but it will be full steam ahead again today.

Visiting Hours

The doorbell rang in the morning while I was having a bit of a sit-down and waiting for Stove to get fired up.  I'm used to a chilly house, but company was coming in the afternoon and it would be better if they didn't have to leave their coats on.  Beau was also taking a break, brought his own coffee, and had come for a chat.

After he left, I kicked it into high gear, got the living room dusted, most of the leaves blown off the deck (some clumps were still too wet to move), and another wagon load of firewood brought to the porch.  I set out nibbles for Arden and Cam, who arrived soon after.

Bessie Anne had her own guests to entertain.  Arden brought her dear little dog Audrey, who has the softest fur and big, liquid brown eyes.  Poor Audrey had to stay on leash arrest because she chases cats and had an accident in the hall one of the last times she visited.  Honey did everything she could think of to get Audrey to come and play.  Honey rolled on her back and grinned, she "talked" in her most persuasive tones (Honey is a great talker), and even brought a toy to tease Audrey to play.  Poor Audrey.  Honey already knew that Bess is a dud.  Bessie will play for a little while or go outside with Honey, but being a senior citizen, soon wants to lie down for a brief nap.  All those toys I had picked up?  Between Celeste who had been making selections all day and Honey picking out her favorites, my house is back to looking more normal now.

I almost swooned when Cam brought out a slab of smoked salmon to share and we fell on it like hungry wolves.  It went well with the goat cheese (bought, not homemade) rolled in sweet dried cranberries and pecans, a gift from Thanksgiving.  I know I sure didn't need any dinner last night.

Good conversation, morning and afternoon, with good friends and neighbors.  It was a good day.

This Little Piggy...

Celeste is carrying this business with the piglets a bit too far.  It's a good thing I shut Stove down for the night, otherwise this little one I found in the dark of morning would have been roast pork.  Perhaps I'm misplacing blame; it's usually Ralph who  flings toys about.  Both cats will have to start over as all toys were picked up and put in the basket yesterday.

Heavy dew left the goat pen looking like a field of diamonds in the morning sun.  I wish this photo showed more of the sparkles, but it does show just how high the grass has already grown.  That ratchafratchin' rat was in the barn again.  I've been reluctant to set out the traps I bought, but, like the sheriff in an old western, "This barn ain't big enough for the two of us."

Project DIN is moving ahead, including moving furniture to sweep under and taking the fake ficus tree out to have the accumulated dust sprayed off and dry in the sun.  Ralph's handiwork was for naught when I remade the guest bed and straightened the bunched up rug.

The front-yard oak has fewer leaves with each photo.  I know exactly where they went.  Leaf blowing is on the agenda for today.

It was a good day.