My friend Camille called. She had the evening free and wondered if we could watch a movie. By the time we'd both put our critters in for the night, I had thrown together a meal. It's been some time since Camille has visited and Bessie Anne is always happy to see Honey. Honey has wonderful manners, but she cracks me up. She knows where I keep the box of dog cookies and casually wanders through the room, humming to herself. "La lala, oh look, a box of cookies. Perhaps I'll have just one. La lala." Keeping the dog biscuit hidden in her mouth and turning her head away from Camille, Honey goes in the other room to chomp her treat. Bessie comes to me and rats her out. I give Bess a cookie to buy her silence. Honey comes back to the kitchen and lies next to Bessie's food dish. "La lala, hmmm, a bowl of snacks, isn't that lovely? La lala." Daintily and silently, she noses out a few kibbles and tries hard not to crunch as she eats. In the living room, Camille and I are watching the movie. Honey slowly moves about the room, checks Bessie's toy box, goes from corner to corner, and pauses in front of the big couch. "La lala. Well, doesn't that look like a nice soft place to lie? La lala, and no one's using it. Hmmm." With great nonchalance, she puts up one paw, then the other, and while it is difficult to slither uphill, she manages to heave herself onto the couch without arousing Camille. Once on the couch, she lies still as stone. She's a hoot!
Gracious hostess that I am, and truly interested in the financial documentary that Camille had brought, I made the mistake of putting the foot of the recliner up about halfway through the film. I woke up just as Camille and Honey were leaving, at least in time to say goodbye. What can I say?
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OMG your description of Honey's stealth antics just cracked me UP...and you got inside of Honey's head and vocal chords so well! Stay dry and stay warm!
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