I never cared much for The Three Stooges, but was fond of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. Stan had a familiar line that went, "Now you've done it, Olly." I've been saying that line to myself quite frequently of late. The night after cracking the rib, after putting the kids to bed, a stick rolled under my foot and I landed hard on my backside. Now it's hard to stand, move, and sit. Today I have to drive into town for a mammogram. I'm sure not going to ask, "What next?"
Turk now runs up to within a couple of feet from me and we go down to the feeding station together. If I were so inclined, I'll bet I could have him eating out of my hand.
I think Percy has quit paying the vig to the goats because they've stopped tipping their bowl and dropping feed in the one spot I can't see. Percy pops up on one side, then the other, trying to raid the mice's cereal. Squirrels have really pretty, liquid brown eyes, but I swear Percy gets an evil glint as I squirt and swat. Mice have lovely manners. They chose a morsel and either take it away, or sit and eat it neatly, holding it with both hands (er, paws), and wipe their mouth when it's gone. Squirrels cram everything into their mouth at one time, leaving nothing for the next guy. Percy and I could get along if he'd only learn to share.
I took Bess out on the deck to go wading the other afternoon, thinking the water would be warm enough. It's a good thing I tested it with my hand first. If she'd stepped in, she'd have been a boiled hot dog! That water was hot! We tried it again yesterday, but waited until the pool had been in the shade for awhile. That worked.
I really want to slap the weatherman. He gets so excited as he points to his graphs and tables, "We're going to beat the record for the most consecutive days over 100 degrees (in the valley)!" Or for the highest temp for such-and-such a date. I have no interest in breaking records. I just want to know when this heat wave will come to an end. Yesterday morning it was not only hot, but humid, too, and that created the condition for dry thunder storms and the thunder rolled for more than an hour. That sets the stage for fires, and we were lucky to avoid them so far.
Sleep is my panacea for pain and/or heat. I've been doing a lot of that lately.